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For a series that hasn't been around very long, there sure have been a lot of people talking about "Drew Carey's Green Screen Show," whether it's television critics, network executives, or even the show's stars themselves.
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"The idea is to bring to life all of the things that come to mind in improv." - Drew Carey
"This is something that's completely different (from "Whose Line is it Anyway?"), sort of taking improv in a new interesting direction. It's got a unique twist to that genre that's never been tried before, and it feels like a really good experiment to try." - Mike Clements, The WB's Co-Executive Vice President of Comedy Development
"It's a very ambitious project, but I think we're all in agreement that the comedy is paramount, we don't want the animations to overpower the comedy." - Robert Morton
"It's part 'Whose Line', part 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' - and while the description may sound forced and complicated, the actual program goes down as smooth and easy as an aged Scotch. Colin Mochrie as the drill sergeant yells to Brad Sherwood as the private, 'Give me 10 - twice!' Like a lot of things in 'Drew Carey's Green Screen Show,' that made me laugh. Expect no less tonight, and any other night you happen to tune in to watch." - David Bianculli, New York Daily News
"It's a tough show to do, but it's worth it, because it's so innovative and funny and unique."
- Drew Carey
"There is probably a whole 'nother level of comedy that can come from these very different animation techniques that will be used." - Mike Clements
“I guess I just love working with them (the cast) so much I am always trying to figure ways where I can keep working with them. I’ve done whole weeks of performance with them, for free, just hanging out with them on the tour bus. They are always so witty, always fun.” - Drew Carey
"Drew Carey's Green Screen is underway and it's a stone gas." - Greg Proops
"(The WB) is really good about letting a show get its legs and grow and get an audience. I mean, I'll have to get some kind of (ratings) number, but not like it was when I was at ABC. I don't have to take over the world." - Drew Carey
"I wasn't sure if this would be my thing, but it is quite clever, funny as hell, and mesmerizing to watch. Things are animated in then taken out. If an actor mentions a prop, one appears in his or her hand, only to disappear a moment later, replaced by something else. The animation styles differ from sketch to sketch, so the eye is never tired of taking it in, seeing new styles and artistry. This inventive show seems a great way to keep the talent at "Whose Line" going, while adding new elements to keep the whole thing fresh. Congrats to all involved, and here's to many more." - Natasha Theobald, HollywoodBitchslap.com
"I just want to do something that's fun and creative." - Drew Carey
"Like the combination of cartoon and live action in motion pictures like Who Framed Roger Rabbit, the mix here celebrates the anarchy made possible in animation while expanding the possibilities of bodily comedy." - Bill Gibron, PopMatters.com
"Does it work? Yes, and sometimes the animation is even funnier than the improv." - Barry Garron, HollywoodReporter.com
"You have to be hipper than the guy next door to like this stuff" - Drew Carey
"I like to work, make people laugh, do interesting things like the 'Green Screen Show,' that are worthwhile and deserve to be seen." - Drew Carey
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Show Quotes
Drew: "Oh no, I've got the trots."
Colin: "Always make sure to remove your testicles before the match."
Brad: "I keep mine in a jar of Benzine Jr. in my locker."
Colin: "Hi ho... Horse!"
Greg: "I looked up into the heavens and I said... [picks sentence] You're lookin' hella-fine."
Brad: "This is something I found in the backyard, and it looks pretty fresh."
Colin: "You can't handle the tooth!"
Jeff: "I think the best way to keep things baby-proofed is to eradicate babies as a species. No more babies!"
Brad: "Alright, now that we've tranquilized it we can tag it and take a sample."
Sean: "Isn't there an easier way to understand teenagers?!"
Drew: "And then we get the best animators in the world... that we can afford."
Julie: "What happened to gay goats?"
Jeff: "I'll tell you what happened to gay goats... General Gaygoats was murdered!"
Drew: "The last time I saw you I said... [picks sentence] Can I use your toenail clippers?"
Jeff: "And then you tried to kill him with them!"
Brad: "I was in the desert once with so many cactus that I couldn't see all the pricks."
Brad: "It's important to wear slimming boxer shorts so it don't look like you've got a big keister!"
Drew: "My hemoroids are flarin' up again."
Drew: "I'm sorry... I'm sorry that I walked up to your grandmother, held her close and said... [picks sentence] Does somethin' smell?"
Colin: "Oh, my water just broke."
Jeff: "New choice."
Colin: "Oh, tea's ready!"
Colin: "Always remember to cut the cord."
Jeff: "New choice."
Colin: "Always remember... only you can prevent forest fires!"
Jeff: "I'm not sure how to break this to you Ron, but you're milking my bull."
Colin: "The time for making a sandwich is bad because we are ready to beat the crap out of each other!"
Greg: "I've always wanted you."
Jeff: "How long was I supposed to wait?"
Greg: "For the punchline."
Julie: "Yeah, the punchline."
Jeff: "Fine, let's hear how f***ing funny it is..."
Brad: "Tis true... my father was once your mother before he was my father! He was a motherfather."
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